After my wife and I saw the new Indiana Jones movie this weekend, I did a little web surfing for reviews on it and came across this asolute gem of a site that’s apparently been around for 10 years. It’s called The Editing Room. Basically the author writes abridged scripts for movies, tearing into their flaws with absolute hilarity. That description really doesn’t do it justice, so here’s an excerpt from one of the scripts: (I’m picking something old and popular so hopefully it’s non-spoilery… here’s part of a scene from The Matrix.
I just wanted to take this time to tell you something.
I know we’re being chased and all… by a killing machine… that can completely destroy us..
But.. I don’t care. I think now is the best time to say something which I won’t explain. I was told something about my life. All of it came true except one thing. This one thing. The one thing of which I am currently thinking. This one thing which is so vitally important that I had to mention it to you while we’re being chased.
I can’t tell you now, we’re being chased. I’ll tell you when you get out.
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